BEFORE YOU BUY
Before you buy your first puppy, take this test to find out if you can cope with living and looking after your puppy:
1. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.
2. Get up at 5 am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl/boy, wee wees...poo poos, quickly please
3. Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet 😊
4. Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times
5. Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor
6. Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet
7. Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor....walk barefooted over it in the dark
8. Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean
it in the evening
9.. Jump out of your favourite chair just before the movie ends and run to open the back door
10. Cover all your best clothes with dog hair, dark clothes with blond hairs and light clothes with dark hairs
11. Tip all just ironed clothes on the floor
12. Make little pin holes in all your furniture, especially chair and table legs
13. Spread toilet paper all over the house when you leave the house and tidy up when you get back home
14. Forget any impulse holidays and/or breaks
15. Go walkies no matter what the weather.
16. Wake up at 3 am. Place a correct size bag of flour on top of yourself and try to sleep, whilst wiping your face with a dishcloth, which you have left next to your bed in a bowl last week.
Repeat everyday over 6 months and if you still think getting a puppy sounds like a good idea..........
Congratulations! you might now be ready to get your puppy.